shyguytryingtobreakfree

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

themadblackblogstress

themadblackblogstress:

Expressing your “hopes” that your children will not have the same skin tone, hair texture or nose size as your Black ass just ain’t cute. Smmfh…
Although no one bats an eye when you do it, it just ain’t cute.

My (nice) boss gave me chocolate wine.  It is the best thing I have ever had in my entire life.  Ever.  I have this.  And I have rum cream.  And with the help of bananas and ice cream, I will have alcoholic milkshakes.  And since winter is coming, I have to have all of it before it gets too cold to enjoy.  [N.B. This is a lie; I will probably make one milkshake and give the rest away.  I worry about cancer often even though I don’t think it runs in my family—not that I want other people to have cancer, I just figure other people have more people to share with than I do.]  

My (mean) boss thought I was tipsy and began asking me extremely personal questions.  I purposefully answered them in ways that I think would make him feel bad.  I honestly and truly believe that people that have been wealthy too long are foul lovers because they aren’t taught to pay attention to others anymore.  And if you’re not listening for the catch in someone’s breath or feeling for that which makes their muscles tense, you’re not going to be able to please them.  

untouchmyhair
teddythemonster:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

now this is the america i’m used too.

teddythemonster:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

now this is the america i’m used too.

untouchmyhair

owning-my-truth:

transnormativity:

LITERALLY how can this petition possibly still be struggling to break 70k signatures?? are you against more measures to keep cops from killing black people in the streets? in their own homes? please signal boost this petition to all your social media sites.

This is the petition literally:

"Petitioning President Barack Obama:  Please Enact New Federal Laws to Protect Citizens from Police Violence and Misconduct"

Signal boost the shit out of this.